It’s Wednesday. Four days since I was abandoned to fend for myself, left alone with no food, no entertainment, and no companionship save a half-crazy cat. Yet I am somehow managing to get by, a testament to my strong will to survive. Last night, weak from hunger, I barely managed to drag myself down to the Brooksider, where a kind young lady quickly recognized my desperate plight and rushed me a plate of chicken soft tacos. Rejuvenated by this small amount of nourishment, I made it back home for another lonely night on the couch watching TV with the cat. We watched The Thaw, which was a thoroughly engaging documentary on global warming. Or, it may have been a mindless horror film. It passed the evening, whatever the case.
Oh please. I am going to kick your butt when I get home.
I can only hope I have some butt left by that time. Things are getting grim… Very grim. That big fat cat is starting to look tasty.
Poor Doni, Poor Phil. I don’t know who to feel sorrier for….
It is good to need each other….
That’s easy: Me. Always feel sorry for me. I am always the victim.