Well my website is broken, seemingly irreparably.  After 2.5 years of the exact same setup, my stupid uverse service has decided my website & home phone cannot co-exist.  Since the phone service is for work and the website for play, guess what won.  I shall continue my troubleshooting endeavors but it don’t look good for the kid.  And now, having posted this brief update, I must re-enable the telephone…